Here some bb!Science boyfriends…
Somehow the original comic with Fury and Coulson never got finished…
Agent #1: Sorry Stark. Banner is in containment for everyones safety until you guys are back to normal.
Tony: Thats stupid! I want Bruce. Give me Bruce back.
Agent #2: You cant always get what you want Stark. Deal with it.
Tony: If you dont give me Bruce back Im gonna tell Jarvis!
Agent #1: Who the hell is Jarvis?
Agent #2: … idfk?
Agent #1: Stark just go play somewhere! Youre not gonna see Banner for awhile!
Tony: … I-Im gonna tell on you.
Agent #2: … dont… with the face.
Agent #!: Stop crying…
Agent #1: “Jarvis” has no power here, Stark.
Tony: And then Jarvis locked them in an elevator until they agreed to bring me here! Jarvis has all of the power Bruce. ALL OF IT.
Banner: … Why are your eyes all watery…?
Tony: Cuz those guys are jerks…
Agents: ((OH SHIT HES GLARING AT US. WE PISSED OFF THE HULK))
Tony: Everything is better now and they brought me to you so, I wont tell Happy to beat them up. //hug
Bruce: Im glad your here Tony. //hug
Bruce: HAHAHA To~ny! Youre not supposed to break the houses down! Youre supposed to save them!
Tony: The Hulk is doing us a favor! BOOOOM PSSSH These houses are ugly and badly made! Hulk knows I can build better ones… Hes just helping. POOOW!
Bruce: … heh heh Whatever you say Tony…
Tony: hank u ‘appy.
Happy: No problem lil’ Boss! Just dont tell Ms. Potts…
Bruce: You shouldnt eat so much, so quickly! Youll get a tummy ache.
Tony: //munch munch munch
Tony: //whine. MY TUMMY HURTS
Tony: Is it serious doctor?
Tony: Give it to me straight doc.
Bruce: Its my medical opinion that you ate too much junk food and now have a tummy ache!
Tony: Is it terminal? Can you save me Dr. Banner?
Bruce: //MWAH. There. I kissed it better. You should start feeling better immediately!
Bruce: Now that wasnt so bad, was it?
Tony: HAHAHA! Bruce! Thats dumb! Thats not gonna help at all!
Bruce: HEE HEE Trust me, Mr. Stark! Im a doctor!
Tony: HEE HEE HEE Ok! Hey, I feel better already.
Bruce: I told you so! hee hee